Some Jokes

I have never posted something humorous on this blog…so I thought of posting this email which I received from hubby darling this morning.
Take a break…Enjoy!!!!!
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

 Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
 Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue.. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.

 Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married..
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

 Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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